My opinions on top of yours.
My Opinion of America
America - Bad Things:
-Bad economy =Fossil fuels and the companies that control them are why this is happening.
-Retarded Citizens = retarded Citizens become retarded politicians who become retarded governors who become retarded presidents who somehow can build nuclear missiles to keep the other countries out of our asses. Alot of the smarter people, however, came from america. We invented lots of non-culinary things, including electricity. We are also ahead of many other countries in technology.
-A lot of crime. =Not true, 98% of land is crime free. Everyone thinks of america as its major cities, which are crappy.
-Everyones full of themselves =Not true. Just 5% of the population are trolls.
-You get sued to everything you do =Not true. Just companies.
-No Freedoms =The law isnt that tight and murderers often get out on probation.
-To much football (Game where ball is thrown), hockey and baseball, to less soccer (Known as "football" in the rest of the world, yes America ALWAYS has to be different)
-WHY DO WE NOT USE METRIC? WHY?
-To many retarded songs about hopw "America is the land of the free" when everythings expensives, we owe BILLIONS of dollars to China (Where every damn thing is made; all with LEAD) you get sued for bumping into your neighbors car, and everyone's a deranged criminal and/or stupid idoit =Lots of people are racist and dont talk to their neighors which is why you often get sued. Dont really owe that much to china. And the songs sound good when your high. Everything isnt expensive, you can live off a dollar a day.
-60 trillion dollars in debt =Exaggerated
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Fat people, everyones
fat Just unemployed/rich people/nerds.
-Ugly people, everyones ugly =Just the fat people. Only know a few retards/cripples who are ugly.
-Stupid laws: gays can't be married? It makes them happy, let them be weird. I'm not gay, but I'm just saying, that law is gay.
-McDonalds (Ba ba ba ba ba, I'm makin you
fat; I'm in ur country, makin u
fat!) =Mcdonalds is in many other countries. And yes, it does make you fat.
-10 Million unemployed, theres no jobs- so if thats why your coming, leave. =Unemployed people are the biggest retards in america. They are lazy fat fucks. People think of america based on these people.
-Everything is mass produced, contains TONS of sugar, is ÜBER unhealthy, makes u
fat, has artificial flavors, or has a Mexican hiding inside of it (not a racist joke)
-The list of bad things about America is too long.
America - Good Things:
-Chuck Norris =Doesnt live in america anymore
-Has Italians (Me, glad to be more Italian then American!)
-Has Canadians (The French ones too, because they hate Americans)
-Has Dutch (You)
-Has Germans (Epic people they are!)
-Has Russians (Awesome hats!!)
=Excuse to shoot explosives into air every 4th of july.
=Plenty of jobs if you arent a retard.
We are fat (Not me
) but America has fat people. This is my opinion of America
I agree wit the above, the rest are either not true or still getting there.
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